Screw you Derek. Just had to bring this trouble upon me. Lol

Here we go again.

1. Emphasize all lines that apply to you.
2. Tag five more people after you finish.
3. Let the person you've tagged KNOW that they've been tagged.

I wish I was a different ethnicity.- Nah. Proud to be Chinese :)

I have an eating disorder.- Whaddaya think?

I'm short.- Quite lah can be taller Lol

I'm tall.- Opposite of above.

I think I'm really attractive.- I have a larger mass. Therefore I have a larger attractive force as there is more mass to exert gravity on every other body.

I prefer winter over summer.- Winter! =)

I'm a geek.- Lets see..... I program, I mug, I study. YES.

I'm a shopaholic.- I HATE SHOPPING. Lol.

I'm reasonably intelligent.- Wait. If i disagree with this...

I'm attracted to girls.- I am not a "curved man".

I'm attracted to boys.- Every mass exerts a gravitational force on another mass. Therefore, yes scientifically and NO! socially.

I like British accents.- Nah no difference to me.

I smoke regularly.- Never. I detest smokers.

I drink regularly.- Yah. plain water that is. Otherwise I'll die with 1 month.

I smoke socially.- NEVER.

I drink socially.- Well, socially, I drink Sprite or 7-UP.

I get drunk easily.- Eat me already impossible liao. Still try to drink me somemore.

I do drugs.- Nah.

I will never date a bad kisser.- Lalalalala......

I've lied to avoid kissing them again.- Lalalalala......

I brush my hair at least 50 times a night.- errrrr.... no.

I'm religious.- Nah not really.

I'm not religious but have morals.- CME > ALL!

I lie frequently.- I DUN LIE! *Crosses fingers* :)

I'm impulsive.- I assume you'all remember my vulgarities post. XD

I'm hardworking.- Back then... Now.... Lets not talk about it lol.

I'm good at History.- Well... My General Knowledge is ok lah. Otherwise if you want me to learn. No!!!!

I speak more than two languages.- Chinese, English, Singlish.

I enjoy taking pictures.- Errrm. Not really. Never really like taking photos, but like to see good photos.

I like spending money on myself.- Duh?

I like spending money on others.- ok lah... As long as its not too much lol.

I have a regular income.- Nah.

I earn money on a job-by-job basis.- Nah.

I pay my own bills.- Nah.

I rely on my parents for money.- What made you guess? The 3 "Nah"s before?

I can cook.- I assume everybody remember my sandwich. Lol.

I enjoy cleaning.- Yes. Will clean the house when I'm bored. (Yup.)

I like clutter.- NEVER! Unless too busy lol.

I enjoy Blonde Redhead.- Errrrm.

I'm fashion-conscious.- Nope. Lol. With my size, it doesn't really matter. Lol.

People tell me I have good taste.- Not that I'm aware of.

I excel academically.- Logic Maths. Nothing Else.

I'm told I have yet to fulfill my potential.- Yes. I have to maximise it someday.... (O, who am I kidding.)

Hell YEAH!I'm artistically inclined. - I almost failed my Sec 1 and 2 art.

I wanna be an artist when I grow up.- Read above.

I wanna be an engineer when I grow up.- Nah. My father is one and I aspire to surpass him.

I eat when I'm upset.- Whaddaya think?

I cannot adapt to change.- Well, depending on what type...

I'm interested in politics.- Sometimes lol.

I have shoplifted.- Nah.

I download MP3s.- Well, not that oftenly anymore... XD

I've done underage drinking.- Well, I didn't know you needed an age limit to consume plain water...

I've gone underage clubbing.- Nah.

I can dance reasonably well.- With my size. No. Lol.

I can dance extremely well.- Read above!

I dance like a cardboard gorilla.- Nah. A cardboard pig . XP.

I can sing.- Everybody can sing. Its just that I suck doing it. Lol.

I sing like someone stepped on my foot." - I dun remember any songs that has vulgarities...

I can swim.- I can float!

I enjoy surveys.- Sometimes..

I enjoy surveys when I'm bored.- Sometimes..

I keep a journal.- This blog considered?

My teachers don't like me.- Nah I'm rather "Well-Liked". Lol.

I enjoy controversy.- Depends..

I can be a bitch/bastard.- I am an illigimate son and I am human, not a dog. Therefore, No.

I have a thing for bad boys/girls.- Errr. No.

I have tattoos.- Nope.

I've been in a nudist colony.- ....

I'm not sure if I want to have children.- Well, haven't really decided. Lol.

I know who I will marry.- Unless I have a telepathic mind. No.

I'm interesting.- Me? Interesting!? HAHAHAHA!

I'm a good liar.- I've nv lied in my life. *Crosses Fingers*

People enjoy talking to me.- Well, hope so lol.

I annoy people from time to time.- Ai ya. Sometimes say wrong things.. Cannot prevent one..

I'm a born leader.- Nah When I lead I just copy what others do lol.

I enjoy felching.- And what is felching?

I have a foot fetish.- huh?

I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty.- Perfect example of me being a nerd. Who's Sarah Jessica Parker?

I wanna be J.Lo.- This question can come after my decision if I want a sex change.

I've cut myself.- Accidentally? lol.

I hate people who pretend to be suicidal.- Stupid thing to do. You come into this world as 1 of a few million sperms. That probability is low enough. Not to mention the chance of life. And you pretend to lose it all for some stupid reason.

I hate popular people.- No lah. However, i think Popular < Borders.

I think cheerleading is a sport.- Well. No comments, since its not my field. (Obviously lol.)

I'm photogenic.- Nah. I hate ppl taking my pictures lol.

I live in Chucks.- Huh?

I think graffiti is art.- Well. CONTROLLED graffiti is art.

I have dated a criminal.- Haven't dated.

I have been cheated on.- Infer from above.

I have cheated on someone.- Nope.

I have a temper.- Not really.. Unless you really piss me off. Then it can get bad. Lol.

I like playgrounds.- Back then. Lol

I dance in the rain.- Errr. no.

I'm obsessed with Shakespeare.- Like? Yes. Obcessed? No.

I have tanlines.- Nah. I have fats. Lol.

My favorite color is pink.- Nah.

My favourite color is black.- Nah.

I would classify myself as emo.- And what is that?

I'm musically inclined.- Not really. But being in CO for 4 years did make me musically inclined slightly...

I like listening to music.- Who doesn't?

I like music-blasting cars.- Annoying things. Lol

Thongs are comfortable.- Lalalalala.

I like flip-flops.- Not Really.

I know what monogamy is...and I believe in it.- What is "mo...no... what?"

I wanna be a social worker when I grow up.- Well, if I have the time, I dun really mind.

I have sibling/s.- A brother.

My sibling/s annoy me.- See what happens when he try.

I think "South Park" is funny.- Well... Funny in a vulgar way.

I believe in LOVE.- Well, can really believe in something I haven't experienced rite? :D

And NOW... My VICTIMS! MuHAHAHAHAHAHA. (Note that I bolded this part. LOL)

Wei Guo
Hee Yi
Wan Lin
1nertia!

MuHAHAHAHA!