This is from the Miss Teen USA, where this was Miss Teen South Carolina on the question round.

Did anyone even catch what she was trying to say? I mean, hopefully anyone who even bothered to get a transcript could drop it to me so I can post it on.

I'm telling you, forget mad cow disease, forget Alzheimer's disease, here you go, the Bush pandemic is sweeping across the nations. BEWARE!

*Edit* Ok, and I thought it couldn't get any worse.