Today's chapel has led to me realizing how sick of a mind I have.
The pastor was going on a story of a prostitute in Honolulu called Agnes who experienced her first birthday party ever. I dunno, its a pretty decent story if not for all the puns that laced the whole story around.
Well, here's some of the wonderful excepts from the whole talk.
"And prostitutes from all over Honolulu lined up in the cafe, from wall(whore) to wall(whore)."
"As Agnes walked in, she bent her knees and her legs buckled in..."
And finally, to top the whole cake with just that touch of icing.
"Blow the candle! Blow the candle!"
Sry. Never realized my mind was this sick until now.
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Chapel today was bad though. Sry SC1, not say of any rivalary between classes, but its really weird. just weird and bad. Lols.
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H3 is really starting to get nuts. Today, I left the NUS campus at 7pm. Reached home at 8.30pm. What the hell sia. Probably am going to pon most of the tutorials lessons. If I can pick out 2 mistakes at the end of lesson in front of him, in our first lesson together, I know I can probably skip most of our tutorials unless I really got problem. Lols.
Busy busy busy! (=
The pastor was going on a story of a prostitute in Honolulu called Agnes who experienced her first birthday party ever. I dunno, its a pretty decent story if not for all the puns that laced the whole story around.
Well, here's some of the wonderful excepts from the whole talk.
"And prostitutes from all over Honolulu lined up in the cafe, from wall(whore) to wall(whore)."
"As Agnes walked in, she bent her knees and her legs buckled in..."
And finally, to top the whole cake with just that touch of icing.
"Blow the candle! Blow the candle!"
Sry. Never realized my mind was this sick until now.
..
Chapel today was bad though. Sry SC1, not say of any rivalary between classes, but its really weird. just weird and bad. Lols.
..
H3 is really starting to get nuts. Today, I left the NUS campus at 7pm. Reached home at 8.30pm. What the hell sia. Probably am going to pon most of the tutorials lessons. If I can pick out 2 mistakes at the end of lesson in front of him, in our first lesson together, I know I can probably skip most of our tutorials unless I really got problem. Lols.
Busy busy busy! (=
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