Erm, heard 2 lame jokes from Jin Zhe that day. Everybody heard of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table right? Here goes...

Q: Who is the longest knight on the round table?
A: Sir Cumference.

Q: Who is the knight with the most questions on the round table?
A: Sir Veyer.

Yah, I thought I was suddenly teleported to the poles of the Earth too. Imagining that you guys like that type of joke, let me think and pour out somemore until 9.30pm before I start mugging. =D.

Q: Who is the knight that looks the most shocked on the round table?
A: Sir Prised

Q: Who is the knight that always goes to dreamland?
A: Sir Real.

Q: Who is the knight, considered the top layer of the group? A: Sir Face.

Q: Who is the knight that enjoys going to Hawaii?
A: Sir Fur.

Q: Who is the knight that went to medical school?
A: Sir Geon.

Q: Who is the knight that always gives up?
A: Sir Render.

Q: Who is the knight that handles the accounts of the group?
A: Sir Plus.

Q: Who is the knight that handles the strategies?
A: Sir Round.

Q: Who is the knight that handles the movement of information within the group?
A: Sir Culate.

Q: Let us not forget the jester that just became a knight, who is he?
A: Sir Cus.

I can almost sense one punch per joke from everybody in school tomorrow.